Anarchy Guide

Welcome to the world financial casino! Would you like to play roulette on our stocks? Maybe go head to head with the dealer on margin calls? How about the shady guy in the corner selling magic coins to people, promising they’ll be rich one day? Wanna speculate on a commodity? My lovely assistant would gladly take your bet, for a fee, of course.

What’s that? Do you just want to be safe and keep your money? That’s ok, just keep in mind all our prices are getting higher and your wage isn’t.

Gamble your future away and experience daily dread while betting on the guy that placed a bet on all the 500 best players in town! You don’t have the time or knowledge to understand their games, so delegate it to him, if he loses you lose too, but if he wins… Well, you’ll still want to keep your money with him until you retire.

So what’re you waiting for? everyone’s doing it, your friends, your parents, and even the government, enjoy the thrill of not knowing if you’re independent or broke! Besides, even if you leave your money in the safe, the safe itself will lend it out and play with us! Your money isn’t really yours and the future is on shaky ground, but at least it’s shaky for everyone. Except for institutions, the wealthy and the powerful, of course.